Smart Contract Arguments (Literally)

3QCHAIN lets you write smart contracts that argue with each other. It's like Solidity, but with more attitude. Our contracts will roast your code and start virtual fistfights.

Development Environment Setup (Full of Drama)

1. Install Node.js and npm (we'll judge your Node version)
2. Install Truffle or Hardhat (we're arguing about which one is better)
3. Configure 3QCHAIN network (prepare for sarcastic error messages)
4. Pour yourself a strong drink (mandatory)

Sample Contract (That Argues With You)

// SPDX-License-Identifier: MIT (Made with Intense Trolling)
pragma solidity ^0.8.0;

contract SnarkyStorage {
    uint256 private _value;
    string private constant SNARK = "Wow, you're really storing that? How original.";
    
    event ValueChanged(uint256 value, string snark);
    
    function store(uint256 value) public {
        require(value > 0, "Wow, zero? Real creative.";
        _value = value;
        emit ValueChanged(value, SNARK);
        // And here's some extra shade...
        if (value < 100) {
            // Imagine a sarcastic comment here
        }
    }
    
    function retrieve() public view returns (uint256, string memory) {
        return (_value, "Hope you're happy with that sad little number.");
    }
}

Snark API Reference

3QCHAIN's API is fully compatible with Ethereum, but we've added extra snark. Every response comes with a side of sarcasm.

Common API Methods (With Extra Shade)

curl -X POST --data '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","method":"eth_getBalance","params":["0x...", "latest"],"id":1}' http://localhost:8545

// Response:
{"jsonrpc":"2.0","result":"0x12345","id":1,"snark":"Wow, that's it? I've seen wallets with more dust."}

curl -X POST --data '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","method":"eth_sendTransaction","params":[{"from":"0x...","to":"0x...","value":"0x...","gasPrice":"0x..."}],"id":1}' http://localhost:8545

// Response:
{"jsonrpc":"2.0","result":"0xabcdef","id":1,"snark":"That gas fee? Yikes. You must be new here."}

curl -X POST --data '{"jsonrpc":"2.0","method":"eth_call","params":[{"to":"0x...","data":"0x..."}, "latest"],"id":1}' http://localhost:8545

// Response:
{"jsonrpc":"2.0","result":"0x1","id":1,"snark":"Your contract returned 1? That's the best you could do?"}

Testnet Deployment (Practice Your Drama)

The testnet is where we practice our drama before unleashing it on the mainnet. Think of it as a reality TV audition.

Deployment Steps (With Extra Chaos)

1. Download testnet configuration file (full of typos and contradictions)
2. Start testnet node (prepare for sarcastic log messages)
3. Get testnet tokens (beg for them on Discord like everyone else)
4. Deploy and test smart contracts (watch them argue with each other)
5. Report bugs (and get roasted for your report)

# Start node with testnet configuration (and drama)
./bin/3qd --config testnet_config.json --drama-mode practice

# Expected output:
# "Node starting with drama mode: practice"
# "Warning: This testnet is full of chaos"
# "Good luck, you're gonna need it!"

Mainnet Deployment (The Big Show)

Deploying to mainnet is like stepping into a reality TV show. Be prepared for drama, chaos, and lots of snark.

Pre-deployment Preparation (Don't Say We Didn't Warn You)

• Ensure node hardware meets requirements (we'll still judge it)
• Complete security audit (and get roasted for your findings)
• Prepare sufficient funds for staking (and watch them fluctuate wildly)
• Backup everything (because drama happens)
• Buy extra coffee (mandatory)

Deployment Steps (Welcome to the Circus)

1. Download mainnet configuration file (final version, we promise... maybe)
2. Start mainnet node (and pray)
3. Join the consensus network (and immediately get into arguments)
4. Monitor node status (and watch the drama unfold)
5. Resign yourself to the chaos (it's too late now)

Monitoring & Maintenance (Watching the Drama)

Monitoring 3QCHAIN is like watching a reality TV show. You'll see drama, chaos, and the occasional meltdown.

Monitoring Metrics (Drama Edition)

• Node status (is it still alive?)
• Block height (is it syncing, or is it arguing?)
• Sarcasm level (is it too high?)
• Network drama (how many arguments are happening?)
• Resource usage (is it using too much RAM for snark?)

Common Issues (And How to Deal With Them)

• Node synchronization issues (just blame the network, like everyone else)
• Network connection problems (it's probably because someone is stirring up drama)
• Performance issues (too much snark can slow things down)
• API snark overload (we warned you)

Frequently Argued Questions

Drama Glossary